I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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