I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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