We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My life is pants optional.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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