i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
