windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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