Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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