idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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