We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We are two peas in an std pod
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
