Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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