ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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