Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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