I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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