rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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