i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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