I didn't shave. On purpose
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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