I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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