We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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