My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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