Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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