Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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