Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
4 words: hood of his car
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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