Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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