Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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