It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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