i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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