I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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