i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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