I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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