I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Randomize
