I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
