I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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