god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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