Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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