He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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