We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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