She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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