please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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