you would pick up someone in the library
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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