It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY