physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am mentally ready for anal.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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