Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.