Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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