someone get that fucking seahorse.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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