i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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