whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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