I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You are the jesus of drinking
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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