Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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