I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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