I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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