I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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