I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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