My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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