I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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