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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost

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• (917): View more from New York City

  im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

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  You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other

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• (714): View more from California

  I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again

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  But he was really hot

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  Glad you don't have HIV

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Its not chugging if its just one gulp

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• (831): View more from California

  Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.

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• (951): View more from California

  Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina

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