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(989): View more from Michigan

return my video game

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I thought you said his peep was too small

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.

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(210): View more from Texas

She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

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(314): View more from Missouri

The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(989): View more from Michigan

You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.

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