my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
