FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.