Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
