I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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