Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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